No Bueno, Lindsay.

SMH.

Find the Fail.

m1kethesn1pe: should have just rolled like my folks in china
m1kethesn1pe: staight donkey ride.
Jane is Darling: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. have you ever?
m1kethesn1pe: rode a donkey?
m1kethesn1pe: no i have not
Jane is Darling: i dont know if im proud to say this -- but ive ridden a donkey before.
m1kethesn1pe: hahaha
m1kethesn1pe: where was this?
Jane is Darling: grand canyon circa 1997.
m1kethesn1pe: actually..........
m1kethesn1pe: i think i too have ridden a donkey.
m1kethesn1pe: in preschool.
m1kethesn1pe: lakeview x '90
Jane is Darling: how effing cute! hhahahahaha
Jane is Darling: '90...i was 2.
Jane is Darling: wait what yr were you born? 83 or 84?
m1kethesn1pe: 86
Jane is Darling: i was way off.
m1kethesn1pe: FAIL.
Jane is Darling: -__-
m1kethesn1pe: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHH
m1kethesn1pe: rode donkey preschool '90
m1kethesn1pe: born 1983-84
m1kethesn1pe: 7 year old preschooler
m1kethesn1pe: HAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHA
Jane is Darling: ...SHUT UP.
Jane is Darling: math isn't my thing.
m1kethesn1pe: hahaha
m1kethesn1pe: that's the bestest ever

Get a Mac.

I'M SO EXCITED! I cracked and I'm finally getting a Macbook. After four years of being faithful to my Dell, I've decided to make the switch over to Apple. I was battling between the polycarbonate and aluminum unibody, but decided I'd rather dish out an extra $200 (student discount) and get the unibody Mac. It's finally nice to upgrade my laptop even though my Dell is in very good condition and is running perfectly. I guess I just wanted something that was more compact -- and something that was an Apple product. Like I said, I cracked.



"Brains...and beauty."


Image Courtesy: MacOrStock?

Don't Deny It.

So Misha, Jessica, and I were talking about music back in "our day" and we listed so many songs and so many artists that brought back so many memories of good times. One group that we kept referring back to and kept gabbing about was Dream. They were best known for their song "He Loves U Not" and I just remember all the girls in junior high thinking they were the "bizness" because they knew all the lyrics and all the dance moves -- I know this because I was one of these girls. Don't hate, at least I admit it!



If you're on Facebook:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oi0UcSoIm0

Now tell me you don't remember this song.

Stuffed.

I ate way too much today, and it didn't help that I mainly ate sweets. But regardless of how huge I feel right now it was totally worth it. Happy birthday again, Janice!

Things I ate:
1) Protein shake
2) Leftover Zankou Chicken
3) Bag of baked chips
4) Goldfish crackers
5) Haagen Dazs Vanilla ice cream
6) Chocolate chip cookies
7) Buffet/cafeteria at USC
8) Yogurtland



All in big portions too. Fatass coming your way.

Broken Heart.

Since Friday morning, my heartbeat has been irregular. It's extremely uncomfortable and makes me want to tear my heart out of my chest. I've lived with this all my life and have gone through many hours at the cardiologist's, it's a heart disease called Mitral Valve Prolapse. In short, my heart is deformed and the valves don't close and pump properly and causes blood to leak -- leaving me uncomfortable bursts of irregularity ranging from two seconds to several days. It's a common disease and it is commonly found in women. The symptoms are an irregular heartbeat, fatigue, dizziness, light-headedness, chest pain, shortness of breath, lack of energy, and in very rare cases -- sudden death.



I've been trying to keep it easy by relaxing my body and drinking ice cold water. But I've found that sleeping is the only way I don't feel the discomfort. If my heart doesn't calm down by Tuesday, I'll be in dire need of my cardiologist.

Pray.


Image Courtesy: Beaumont Hospitals

What a Stud.

I finally got the earrings I had been dreaming of for months. The search is finally over, and I am uncontrollably stoked to wear them tomorrow.


Nadri Pavé Stud - $58
(My earrings are a bit larger and not as circular.)

Oh, Janie, you're sparkling.


Image Courtesy: Nordstroms

American Apparel Fail.

This morning while I was avoiding getting ready to start off my day, I procrastinated by surfing the web. I checked my usual: Facebook, Blogger, Hypebeast, The Hundreds, and Jak&Jil. Since, that took me only several minutes I decided to check out American Apparel's website that I hadn't visited in a couple of weeks.

American Apparel has always been pretty simple, the basics--however they've been pulling some weird concepts and designs that aren't to my liking. I love their basics and over sized Ts, but I'm not too big on their prints and cut & sew items. So it wasn't a big shock when I clicked "New Styles" and low and behold a flood of pure ugly designs flooded my screen.

The sad thing is that I know I will see a ton of hipster girls wearing these ugly fashions thinking they're so eclectic and different from the world with their grungy hair usually covered by a floppy overworked beanie, distressed boots, over sized cardigan from Urban, and a bitchy attitude developed from their God-complex. Eh. A word of advice to American Apparel--please, stop trying to be so damn unique for the sake of those who have to encounter these new age hipsters.

Seriously? Why?


The f*ck? These look like adult diapers.


Plus, everything is way overpriced. That freaking clear dress is $42.
EPIC FAIL.


Image Courtesy: American Apparel

Diamond Ring.

Diamond Supply Co. definitely is not one of my favorite brands, they actually aren't even in my Top 10. However, I love their name and their logo. I was surfing Hypebeast's site when I saw a photograph of a "diamond" shaped carabiner by Diamond! I'm pretty sure I need to get my hands on one as soon as Diamond Supply Co. releases this God-given keychain.



The tiffany one, and the BMW keys for me, please.


Image Courtesy: Hypebeast

This Day On.

Every part of me is tired.

And everything has changed.