Let's Play Dirty.

I've been telling myself lately that it's all in my head that I was just overthinking things.

But in the past couple weeks, without these thoughts consuming the cluttered halls of my mind, I've definitely come to realize that I plainly don't like you. This, darling, is definitely not a heart issue. Sorry to be frank, but you're not worth it.

Is it something that you've done? Doubt it.
Is it something that you said? Hardly.
Is it something that someone told me? Nope.
Is it something that I'm jealous about? Never.
Is it simply YOU? Exactly.

Don't take it personal. Correction: Take it very personal.

And I'm 100% sure you're my only avid blog reader.
Somewhat flattered, somewhat disgusted.


Do ALL of us a favor and be gone.
Thank you. Toodles.


Copy that, baby. :]