I was gorging on my cheeseburger and french fries from In-N-Out, when from the corner of my eye I spied a white teen, about the age of 17, who fashioned on his head a gnarly set of dreadlocks.
He was pasty, medium build with some meat on his bones a.k.a. "baby fat," he wore an army green military style jacket with matching pants, and I'm going to guess a Sublime shirt he probably stole at a Hot Topic sale of some sort.
Probably doesn't even listen to Sublime. Whatever, besides the point.
Black people with dreads, that's normal.
But white people with dreads? C'mon.
It has nothing to do with a white person's heritage, it's not natural or hippie like, and it sure as heck doesn't look good.
No one will admit it, but I have this theory that people only have dreads so they don't have to wash their hair anymore. That's gross, and smells.
I just don't understand what makes someone wake up in the morning and say, "Damn, I am white and would look SO good with dreads."
NO, you wouldn't, buddy.
1 comment:
hahaha this was funny.
esp cuz i just watched "10 things i hate about you" last night and idk if you remember but there were these white rasta guys with dreads and they talked like they were black and it annoyed the hell out of their teacher, who was actually black.
wow.
run-on sentence, much?
haha
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