What the Fuck?

Mr. West and his colorful entourage just outside the Comme des Garcons show.

Red Hot Chili Pepper.

Today while eating my leftover Thai food, I ate a hot pepper. I experienced all the horrible things that come with eating hot peppers. My mouth began to shoot fire, my face began to secrete beads of sweat, my stomach started turning, and I was just about in tears. Nothing was helping, milk, water, cheese, yogurt, none of it, I was about to fall on the floor and die. When finally the vision of green tea ice cream soothing my mouth came into my head, I threw open the freezer door and grabbed a spoonful of ice cream. Alas! My mouth had finally cooled down.

Moral: AVOID HOT PEPPERS IN FOODS, unless you want to die.

My stomach hurts now, I have heartburn, and I feel gross.
So much for Thai food.

Sophisticated Coppola.

I know it's old news, but I'm still stoked on the fact that actress/director, Sofia Coppola and her father, Francis Coppola, have teamed up with Louis Vuitton to design an exquisite line of small leather goods. Everything from a line of shoes to small clutches are available in the classic monogram, some luscious suede, to premium leather offered in violent reds and rich blacks imprinted with a small Louis Vuitton insignia.

I'm excited about this because when I first heard about it last year, I thought it was nothing but a little rumor, but it is and has definitely taken into affect.















Those who know me well enough know that I LOVE and BREATHE Marc Jacobs, however, I wasn't too stunned with his collaboration with Louis Vuitton, therefore he will not be getting his own personal post, and neither will Steven Sprouse, ew. The designs for both M.J. and S.S. are messy and sucks the class out of Louis.

Maybe next time, boys.

Image Courtesy: Marie Claire.

Back on Track.

Tonight I'm loving every aspect of my life.

Let's make this daily.

Cracking.

Open your eyes because you have no idea.

Hello Betch.

This is Jenna, one of my best friends.
How we met is a long story, we both worked at Forever 21 together however our common workplace isn't how I met her. We both were in the same circles of friends but that isn't quite how I met her.
It's another story for definitely another time.

My Hello Kitty partner in crime and I love her to death.

I Need CL.

Geeky Semester.

I am more than excited to begin my Spring Semester (01/20). This Winter Break has been far prolonged, and I'm getting restless.
Productivity is running through my veins, I need to be studying soon. And to top it off, I'm getting a Macbook, so that will motivate me THAT much more to do well in school and just adds to my anxiousness of stepping foot on campus.

Let's get our study on.

Dynamite.

I can't even begin to type out the frustration that is riddling my body. It taunts me and keeps me awake at night. Frustration feeds doubt and worries into every hall of my brain making me rip out emotions from the chambers of my heart. The blood in my body boils and forms open burns on my skin, exposing the ugly, the morbid. My heartbeat quickens, and the tears become normal.

Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time. Time.

Life Proves Itself.

Under Construction: FOREVER.

It seems to me that no matter how hard I strive to make my life better, there will ALWAYS be something hindering my path to "almost perfection."
Lately, I've been my optimistic self, and second by second, minute by minute, hour by hour, day by day, I FAIL. Maybe it's time for me to grow out of my child-like mentality and realize that this World is harsh, and will not befriend me anytime soon.

Whatever, I'm a big girl.

All About Me.

My name is Jane Olivia Kim. I was born in Glendale, CA. I wear glasses and contacts. I was born with bad eyes. I usually go to sleep by 10pm and wake up by 9am. I get frustrated about what I want to wear in the mornings. I shower every morning. My cat sleeps with me every night. I love expensive purses. I want to wear runway fashions. I always want to lose 10 lbs. I wish I wasn't 5'6, rather 5'3. I want to be tanner. My Blackberry is glued to my hand. I don't like socks. I get the chills when I pee. I dance in my head when I eat. I am a true nerd. I love being home all day. I'd rather be in the mountains than the beach. I recently learned how to ride a bike. I enjoy cooking and baking. I can tickle myself. My boyfriend and I BBM 24/7. I used to wish my name was Jennifer. When I was 3, I cut my own bangs. When I drive my Honda, I pretend it's a luxury vehicle. I love cheesecake. I want to do my make-up like The Kardashian sisters. No place is as comfortable as my bed or my boyfriend's arms. I want to be a model. My brother and I purposely talk like assholes. I am over the frozen yogurt craze. I sometimes wake up laughing. I always have a crazy dream that I usually remember. I enjoy spending my days shopping. My favorite Disney movie is The Little Mermaid. I used to swim with my legs crossed, and called myself a mermaid. I was a vegan for a year, then a vegetarian for another. I love hoop earrings, I want one of all diamonds. Diamonds are my thing. I tell super lame jokes, and laugh at them by myself. I sometimes talk to myself when I get ready in the mornings. I sing out loud while driving in the car. I always feel the need to eat something sweet after a meal. I love Target more than Walmart. I love finding bargains, but I love high end department stores too. The glass is always half full to me. I'm destined to be famous. I always lick my fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos. I named my car Amadeus. I like my digital SLR but its way too heavy to carry around. I haven't rented a DVD in over a year. I sort of can't wait to start my Spring semester. I live my life one day at a time. I like being alone sometimes. I take long showers. I like eating chips and protein shakes in the morning. My guilty pleasures are reality TV shows. Sometimes I act like I'm part of The Hills cast. I thoroughly enjoy Taco Bell and McDonald's. Mexican food is my favorite. I sleep on my side and under my covers. I have trouble focusing in my classes. I eat about 4-5 meals a day. I need to work out more than I eat. My family is my everything even though they get under my skin sometimes. I love my friends. My boyfriend is my world. I love Jesus, my Savior. I love my life. I'm done.

3-2-1 Kiss.

It's a new freaking year.
I'm thankful for my family, my friends, and my boyfriend.
Let's embrace each other.



I look haggard.


Image Courtesy: Debbie Tan