Red Hot Chili Pepper.

Today while eating my leftover Thai food, I ate a hot pepper. I experienced all the horrible things that come with eating hot peppers. My mouth began to shoot fire, my face began to secrete beads of sweat, my stomach started turning, and I was just about in tears. Nothing was helping, milk, water, cheese, yogurt, none of it, I was about to fall on the floor and die. When finally the vision of green tea ice cream soothing my mouth came into my head, I threw open the freezer door and grabbed a spoonful of ice cream. Alas! My mouth had finally cooled down.

Moral: AVOID HOT PEPPERS IN FOODS, unless you want to die.

My stomach hurts now, I have heartburn, and I feel gross.
So much for Thai food.